Happy Newt Year!!

Newt's presidential campaign

Newt compares his campaign to Pearl Harbor.

Ron Paul leads charge in upcoming "race war"

Ron Paul's newsletter makes Fox News look like the New York Times.

Meet the editorial staff of Ron Paul's newsletter

I wonder what they do on Martin Luther King Day.

Rick Perry "prays" for his mistakes

Maybe Rick Perry should take lessons on how to pray from Tim Tebow.

Chris Christie says Obama is "weak"

Obama does look weak compared to Christie.

Newt's fallen and can't get up

Newt's falling in polls faster than a whore's drawers at a bachelor party.

Newt says he'll arrest "radical" judges

Newt has his own plan to overturn Roe v. Wade.

Georgia Birthers Challenge Obama's Placement On Presidential Ballot

What else do we expect from a state whose former Governor would never have allowed Obama to eat in his restaurant.

Newt Gingrich pledges to "defend" marriage

Newt has as much credibility defending marriage as Henry VIII.

Rick Santorum blames gays for failed marriages

Santorum must have consulted with Newt Gingrich.

Mitt Romney wants to "Keep America American"

Mitt uses same slogan as the Klan in the 1920s.

Chris Christie presents Mitt Romney to New Jersey supporters

At $500 per ticket they better have plenty of food.

Romney asks Ann Coulter for help

In a few years everyone will be asking, "Whatever happened to Ann Coulter?"

Newt Gingrich says Palestinians were "invented"

I wonder who invented Newt.

Rick Santorum Proclaims Himself ‘A Solid Block Of Cheese’

Rick Santorum cuts cheese everytime he opens his mouth.

Newt says he will nominate "Superhawk" John Bolton for Secretary of State

How I learned to stop worrying and trust Newt.

Rick Santorum says Gay Sex Is Not 'Equal' To Hetero Sex

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Dan Quayle endorses Mitt Romney

Dan Quayle does to political science what Dobie Gillis does to nuclear physics.

Bachmann wants to deport all undocumented immigrants

They'll have to import cattle cars to move all those people.

Donald Trump will moderate GOP debate

Every circus needs a ringmaster.

Michele Bachmann says God is a "Yenta"

Claims God told her to marry Marcus Bachmann.