Newt complains there is no room for gun racks in a Chevy Volt

If Newt can put a man on the moon, he can put a gun rack in a Volt.

TNut challenges Rep. Leonard Lance in GOP primary

TNut David Larsen brings his clown show to New Jersey's 7th congressional district.

Michele Bachmann says GOP is "extremely pro-woman"

As long as they stay barefoot, pregnant and in the kitchen.

Rick Santorum condemns Protestant heresy

Santorum proposes Grand Inquisitor of the United States.

Michele Bachmann says no lap dances for poor people

Would you blow your welfare check on a lap dance from Michele Bachmann?

Calista Gingrich campaigns for Newt

There's the "Man of a Thousand Faces" and the "Face of a Thousand Lifts".

Mitt Romney's ultimate weapon against Rick Santorum

Santorum endorsed Arlen Specter against conservative candidate Pat Toomey in 2004 GOP primary.

Mitt Romney says he was "severely conservative"

Mitt was so "severe" he needed restraints.

GOP introduces birth control legislation

GOP plan will promote chastity.

Rick Santorum's idea of women in combat

Santorum concerned about "emotions" in combat.

Herman Cain endorses Joe The Plumber for Congress

Now Joe gets the wife-cheaters and sex predators vote.

Donny Osmond supports Mitt Romney

This should get Mitt Romney the 70s Justin Bieber vote.

Pat Boone endorses Rick Santorum for President

Santorum gets the saddle shoes and bobby socks vote.

Rick Santorum says having 7 kids is "world experience"

The "Santorum Bunch" is tougher than Iran and North Korea.

Tim Tebow considers political career

This is what happens when you put Jerry Falwell's brain in the body of an NFL quarterback.

Newt donors meet in Nevada to discuss strategy

Newt attends donor strategy session with Sheldon Adelson.

Ron Paul seeks the cowboy vote in Nevada

Ron Paul focuses his campaign on rural Nevada.

Mitt says he misremembered what he said about the poor

Mitt misremembered that he "misspoke" in a "misstatement" about his lack of concern for the poor.

Mitt says he's "not concerned about the very poor"

Mitt's not concerned about the poor unless they don't show up to clean his toilets.