Newt says Mitt has no character

This is like a prostitute calling her competitor a whore.

Newt's favorite TV show

Newt aims for the Moon

Newt wants to spend a trillion dollars for a permanent base so he can play "Buck Rogers".

Sarah Palin thinks about Chris Christie in panties

Palin says Christie got his "panties in a wad".

Sarah Palin calls Chris Christie a "rookie"

I hope she knows what she's aiming at.

Rand Paul compares himself to six-year-old girl

Rand Paul refuses TSA patdown and complains about "invasive searches of six-year-old girls".

Chuck Norris endorses Newt Gingrich

Newt's got the "Rambo" vote locked up.

Newt's ex-wife gives him up

Will Newt blame gays for destroying his mariage?

Newt says he'll "knock out" Obama

Newt must be "punch drunk".

Rick Santorum confesses sin of endorsing Arlen Specter in 2004

The Devil made him do it.

"Elite" social conservatives endorse Rick Santorum

This was as surprising as putting cream cheese on a bagel.

Kansas GOP House Speaker prays for Obama's death

Should we expect anything less from the same state that gave us Elvira Gulch?

Self-mutilation, Opus Dei & Rick Santorum

Maybe Santorum also likes whips and leather.

Mitt Romney tortured dog on road trip

If Mitt Romney can be President, why can't Michael Vick?

Santorum says this man was a better parent than a gay father

According to Santorum, even deadbeat dads are preferable.

Rick Santorum campaigns in New Hampshire

Santorum campaigns for God and against gays.