Newt complains there is no room for gun racks in a Chevy Volt

If Newt can put a man on the moon, he can put a gun rack in a Volt.

TNut challenges Rep. Leonard Lance in GOP primary

TNut David Larsen brings his clown show to New Jersey's 7th congressional district.

Michele Bachmann says GOP is "extremely pro-woman"

As long as they stay barefoot, pregnant and in the kitchen.

Rick Santorum condemns Protestant heresy

Santorum proposes Grand Inquisitor of the United States.

Michele Bachmann says no lap dances for poor people

Would you blow your welfare check on a lap dance from Michele Bachmann?

Calista Gingrich campaigns for Newt

There's the "Man of a Thousand Faces" and the "Face of a Thousand Lifts".

Mitt Romney's ultimate weapon against Rick Santorum

Santorum endorsed Arlen Specter against conservative candidate Pat Toomey in 2004 GOP primary.

Mitt Romney says he was "severely conservative"

Mitt was so "severe" he needed restraints.

GOP introduces birth control legislation

GOP plan will promote chastity.

Rick Santorum's idea of women in combat

Santorum concerned about "emotions" in combat.

Herman Cain endorses Joe The Plumber for Congress

Now Joe gets the wife-cheaters and sex predators vote.

Donny Osmond supports Mitt Romney

This should get Mitt Romney the 70s Justin Bieber vote.

Pat Boone endorses Rick Santorum for President

Santorum gets the saddle shoes and bobby socks vote.

Rick Santorum says having 7 kids is "world experience"

The "Santorum Bunch" is tougher than Iran and North Korea.

Tim Tebow considers political career

This is what happens when you put Jerry Falwell's brain in the body of an NFL quarterback.

Newt donors meet in Nevada to discuss strategy

Newt attends donor strategy session with Sheldon Adelson.

Ron Paul seeks the cowboy vote in Nevada

Ron Paul focuses his campaign on rural Nevada.

Mitt says he misremembered what he said about the poor

Mitt misremembered that he "misspoke" in a "misstatement" about his lack of concern for the poor.

Mitt says he's "not concerned about the very poor"

Mitt's not concerned about the poor unless they don't show up to clean his toilets.

Newt says Mitt has no character

This is like a prostitute calling her competitor a whore.

Newt's favorite TV show

Newt aims for the Moon

Newt wants to spend a trillion dollars for a permanent base so he can play "Buck Rogers".

Sarah Palin thinks about Chris Christie in panties

Palin says Christie got his "panties in a wad".

Sarah Palin calls Chris Christie a "rookie"

I hope she knows what she's aiming at.

Rand Paul compares himself to six-year-old girl

Rand Paul refuses TSA patdown and complains about "invasive searches of six-year-old girls".

Chuck Norris endorses Newt Gingrich

Newt's got the "Rambo" vote locked up.

Newt's ex-wife gives him up

Will Newt blame gays for destroying his mariage?

Newt says he'll "knock out" Obama

Newt must be "punch drunk".

Rick Santorum confesses sin of endorsing Arlen Specter in 2004

The Devil made him do it.

"Elite" social conservatives endorse Rick Santorum

This was as surprising as putting cream cheese on a bagel.

Kansas GOP House Speaker prays for Obama's death

Should we expect anything less from the same state that gave us Elvira Gulch?

Self-mutilation, Opus Dei & Rick Santorum

Maybe Santorum also likes whips and leather.

Mitt Romney tortured dog on road trip

If Mitt Romney can be President, why can't Michael Vick?

Santorum says this man was a better parent than a gay father

According to Santorum, even deadbeat dads are preferable.

Rick Santorum campaigns in New Hampshire

Santorum campaigns for God and against gays.